Dear Father Time,
These days, you’ve been moving around pretty slow. Can you speed it up a little? It’s just that Chinese New Year is just around the corner.. (insert the pastor from Chuck and Larry ‘A marriage is like a circle… No corners.. Never ending.. Unlike the rectangle.. It has four corners… or the triangle.. The triangle has three corners..)
I want to go back to his place. It’s so much better than to be stuck in campus without anything to do. It’s only the start of the semester, I know, but can you just speed it up a little? And when you get to the holidays, take it as slow as possible. better yet, don’t move at all.. make one second feel like a year. It’ll be great!
Father Time, can you just run like crazy? If you need turbo boots, or the incredibly-fast-as-lightning-turbo-boots-with-a-stop-button-and-a-knob-to-control-speed backpack, just tell me. I’ll get one for you. Please.. I want to just go back to his place. OOOHH! and say hi to mother nature to me!
XOXO,
Mildred.
