A man and a woman cannot be JUST friends..

a memorable quote from When Harry Met Sally…

Harry Burns: You realize of course that we could never be friends.
Sally Albright: Why not?
Harry Burns: What I’m saying is – and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form – is that men and women can’t be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.
Sally Albright: That’s not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
Harry Burns: No you don’t.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: No you don’t.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: You only think you do.
Sally Albright: You say I’m having sex with these men without my knowledge?
Harry Burns: No, what I’m saying is they all WANT to have sex with you.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: How do you know?
Harry Burns: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally Albright: So, you’re saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
Harry Burns: No. You pretty much want to nail ‘em too.
Sally Albright: What if THEY don’t want to have sex with YOU?
Harry Burns: Doesn’t matter because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story.
Sally Albright: Well, I guess we’re not going to be friends then.
Harry Burns: I guess not.
Sally Albright: That’s too bad. You were the only person I knew in New York.

Well, I agree.. I’ve had guy friends falling for me, or they confessed that they love me after a year of being friends… That kind of thing..

It’s hard.. to know that you can never keep a relationship with the opposite sex without either party thinking about SEX. Anyway, it’s just a thing I’ve always wanted to bring up.. But never had a chance to. Well, here it is. What do you think?

The Awesome Conversation that happened between me and him

See, I was bored, so I just randomly messaged a friend of mine who I’ve only talked to once.. and that’s also using a mutual friend’s messenger account.

Names have been changed to protect his privacy, and DIGNITY.. so no use stalking him. He’s taken anyway. Also, there may be hints here and there on who he is, so just try to guess. I couldn’t stop laughing while talking to him, and I just wanted to share this with you. Hope I made your day~  *smiles*

 

victimofperfection is online.

mildred888:

aren’t you going back this weekend?

victimofperfection:

eh,no lah..

mildred888:

and why not?

victimofperfection:

im going back only during the mid sem

mildred888:

home is heaven

oh… why you so guai?

victimofperfection:

hahah

guai ur head la…

me broke la sister..

huhuhu

mildred888:

i go back every weekend, and it’s already a sin

i ish broke too~~

but my trips get sponsored by *************~

victimofperfection:

walao

because?

they sponsor u play game?

mildred888:

because i’m the goddess of perfect awesomeness

hHAHAHA

victimofperfection:

lol

hahahah

mildred888:

why you laugh? funny la

?

i am, okay!

victimofperfection:

ur bf *************’s tauke’s son is it

hehe

mildred888:

nope, bf lecturer, and pro gamer.

HAHA

victimofperfection:

yea yea,u are awesome..

mildred888:

so, since i help, i get sponsored.

victimofperfection:

hehe

mildred888:

as long as *************, im safe

victimofperfection:

waaa…

mildred888:

which they just did last weekend

iknow~ see, told you im awesome

victimofperfection:

what they play??

mildred888:

COD4

victimofperfection:

wait

they are awesome

not u

bweek

mildred888:

please, if it wasn’t for the goddess of perfect awesomeness, Moi~, they wouldn’t have gotten that far

they’d still be sitting in cyber cafes, cursing like crazy, being geeks and dorks.. and not have ************* Okay~!

victimofperfection:

haha,ok ok…

okay boss…

surrender..

but i wonder how they can play so good

mildred888:

See~ i ish awesome, i win

victimofperfection:

i cant play cod more than half an hour

sure dizzy

then feel like wanna puke

 

mildred888:

under the management of the awesome goddess’s boyfriend, the awesome pro gamer, they can

HAHA

cod is awesome la

OMG, how many times i used awesome ady

awesome~~!

victimofperfection:

i was abou to ask that

awesome…

haha

mildred888:

.. you ish not awesome to not be able to tahan the awesoeness of cod

victimofperfection:

cis…

but i finished the mission la

after playing for so long

damn nice

mildred888:

haha. you play single player is it?

isn’t it a bit boring?

you played gears of war?

victimofperfection:

i just cant tahan the graphics

mildred888:

GRAPHICS ARE AWESOME OKAY!

victimofperfection:

nope

mildred888:

you think cs grenades got ripples when you throw them ah?

hahaa

victimofperfection:

yea i know graphics good

but u know la

when u move the mouse too much

pening my head

haha

mildred888:

okay~ so we’ve come to the conclusion that you ish not awesome enough to handle the awesomeness of cod graphic

*s

you phailz

terukly

victimofperfection:

nope

im noob

not a failure

 

mildred888:

oh, okay

since you agreed

mildred888:

HAHAHAH!

victimofperfection:

noooo~~

haha

i memang not good in game la

mildred888:

well, me too.. don blame yourself..

victimofperfection:

rpg like final fantasy can la..

mildred888:

you’re not a fps person la?

victimofperfection:

not really

mildred888:

i love guns… it’s no wonder that i love fps and paintball

victimofperfection:

even too much cs makes me dizzy

u bukak puasa d not?

mildred888:

i bukak just now at 5pm…

woke up feeling hungry…

you?

victimofperfection:

good

i bukak at 3

mildred888:

LOL!

victimofperfection:

haha

mildred888:

haven’t eaten yet huh?

go eat now la

bring the gf

victimofperfection:

yea…

eh wait

mildred888:

what?

i ish awesome?

i know already

you don have to tell me

victimofperfection:

enough with ur awesomeness la

haha

mildred888:

hahah~~!

ok ok

 

victimofperfection:

u know the other day u study infront pocket d in2eat?

mildred888:

yeah?

victimofperfection:

yea

mildred888:

yeah go on

victimofperfection:

i went in to buy a can of drink

so i paid and i leave

almost sampai at the door there

the abang shouted

“oi bodoh,tak puase ker?!”

then he n his gang laughed

hahah

mildred888:

LOL.

why they laughed?

victimofperfection: nolah

damn this malay face la..haiyo

mildred888:

they suddenly realized you weren;t malay?

victimofperfection:

i went usm to eat oso need to show my ic

mildred888:

LOL! so cute

mildred888:

what’s your full name anyway?

victimofperfection:

**************

i fucking hate ramadhan

huhu

mildred888:

hahahha!

but, where are your parents from?

victimofperfection:

both from kedah

i was born in kedah oso

mildred888:

then? how come it’s not a typical kedah’ian name?

victimofperfection:

it is typical in thai la

hahahahha

mildred888:

how come you got thai name if both your parents from kedah?

no offense but they’re not too fond of kedah, are they?

victimofperfection:

err…cos they both siamese ppl who live in kedah?

mildred888:

means, they WANTED to be malaysian????

OMG! if i had to choose i’d be NOT a MALAYSIAN!

victimofperfection:

they ARE malaysian la

my grandparents are malaysian

mildred888:

owh… so your ancestors migrated here huh..

victimofperfection:

i think great great great grandaddy migrated here long2 time ago

mildred888:

hmm…

victimofperfection:

yeap

mildred888:

the old days must’ve been great…

stupid malaysia now, damn fucked up

victimofperfection:

yea…probably…

but hey, i got bumiputera status

hihi

mildred888:

haha.. why ah?

i thought only the malays and the aborigines in sbah andswak only?

victimofperfection:

dunno,somehow..

they counted me like the etchnics kot

mildred888:

so nice~

like me la

im not chinese

but i look like one. I’ve got the best of both worlds~!

and i even speak proper chinese~

SEE HOW AWESOME I AM

victimofperfection:

no fair…

my mum chinese

my dad siamese

how come i got malay face?!!

timkai?

timkai?

mildred888:

because you ish not awesome

that’s basically the whole point i think

hahaha!

victimofperfection:

……

mildred888:

awesome ppl get awesome faces. Like moi~ *nod nod

victimofperfection:

can i count ar?

mildred888:

count la~~

then tell me

im curious also

HAHAHA

victimofperfection:

say moi lolita~

haha

mildred888:

what for?

awesome ppl say what they want to say

not what other not awesome ppl want them to say

ROFLLOLOLOL

victimofperfection:

………………………

here i am blinking furiously infront my laptop

wats got into u???

hahaha

go clinic wei,get some medication..

awesomeness syndrome..

mildred888:

i can’t

this is the awesome way of awesome life

means, only awesome people with awesome state of mind can achieve this awesome life awesomely

It’s a very awesome philosophy, where we learn to be awesome in the midst of all the other non awesome people

victimofperfection:

its official,ure crazy…

lol

mildred888:

im awesome, please

victimofperfection:

first symptoms

denying it

mildred888:

i don’t deny awesomeness

i embrace awesomeness awesomely

omg, im can’t stop smiling

victimofperfection:

second symptom

still denying and cant stop smiling

mildred888:

2nd symptom is hair growing on your palm la

eh

no that;s the 1st symptom

victimofperfection:

oke now 3rd symptom: talking crap

mildred888:

and then, 2nd symptom is CHECKING for hair growing from your palms..

victimofperfection:

hahaha

mildred888:

i made you check your palms didn’t i???!

HAHAHha!

i win la~

Awesome goddess prevails~!

victimofperfection:

hahahha….

mildred888:

but seriously, did you check your palms?

victimofperfection:

yeap i did…damn…

cis betul…

mildred888:

LOL!!!
i just told my roommate your situation and we both laughed!!!!

can i put this in my blog please??!

PLEASE~

victimofperfection:

hahahahahahah…

which part of it?

mildred888:

this is a very serious situation. awesome goddess asking lowly person for a favour

victimofperfection:

which part first

mildred888:

which part can i put in?

victimofperfection:

haha

mildred888:

i don mind every part

hahaha

victimofperfection:

hahaha

doink

put la put la

mildred888:

YESH LA~

haha

 

 

By the way, he counted how many times I said awesome, and this is what he said.

victimofperfection:

all together 41 words of awesome and awesomeness….

 

HAHA! I ish awesome~