Cutest Attempt at Spam Ever~

I was bored, so I checked my email. Yes, when  I do that when I’m bored.. ANYWAY~ why I’m typing this is because of THIS.

 

Some random guy decided to be more creative and actually send an e-card telling me that he has a crush on me, so I’d click on the link and find out who he is. WELL~ the real reason I clicked on this was because I THOUGHT it’d be some guy I knew. And I know he’s THIS cheesy. ahahha!

This was written on the card.

Hi … This is hard for me because I have never done anything like this..
 but I have a huge crush on you.I have never been able to tell you for reasons which you would quickly identify as obvious if you knew who this was.

To help you out with your guessing I made a few pictures and videos, with your name written on my body.They’re kind of risque photos so I had to make a profile at http://offto.net/datelink009 and post them there.My username in the members area is youradmirer2009

But anyway sign up at http://offto.net/datelink009 and once you are inside search for youradmirer2009I want you to guess who I am and then approach me yourself. I’m shy and this is the bravest thing I’ve probably ever done, but you need to do the rest.

Kisses,
Secret Admirer?
haha. Bye

 

WAHAHHAHA! I really LOLed at this bodohai~ Risque pictures? my name written on his body? Kinky~ but Still.. a bit too much for me. and he said he’s “shy”. WHAT SHY LA! with my name on your body… wtf… But its soooooooo cute that people are putting more effort into this thing. I give you a 10 out of 10 for effort, but the text only gets a 3. IF you wanted me to go and check out your profile, you should’ve scratched the risque photos thingy. HAHAHA..

 

i still can’t get over at how cute this thing is..